tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
#the most powerful sorcerer who ever walked the earth gets his powers back#he could have crumbled rock or set a fire#he could have torn down the walls#but he brought a delicate little butterfly into the world#he created a harmless life#and that’s the number one reason i love that character#because for all his darkness and power and determination and ruthlessness#he isn’t a monster#he’s so good
a show is only as good as its filler episodes
and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level
this was what a filler episode SHOULD be, it may not have furthered the plot, but it did highlight the characters and deepen our understanding of them
The history of film in one scene
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
where do i sign up to become an amazon
Amazon school must be the dopest education ever.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell